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The Have You Ever Quiz/Meme from Coopers Corridor April 11, 2008

Posted by truthspew in Uncategorized.

Got this off Coopers Corridor. I’m tagging Polt and Onanite. This is somewhat like an abbreviated version of the Purity Test, which I’m proud to say I’m only 3% pure.

The Have You Ever Meme?

1). Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2). Made out with a friend from MySpace/Facebook? No.
3). Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes.
4). Told a lie? Yes.
5). Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes.
6). Been arrested? No.
7). Made out with someone of the same sex? A lot!
8). Seen someone die? No but I’ve seen lots of murder scene photos from my time at the state AG’s office. Gruesome stuff.
9). Slept in until 5 P.M.? Yes I have. I have raised sleep to an art form.
10). Had sex at work? Yes I have. There’s a computer room in a certain place that saw some regular action between Keyron and I.
11). Fallen asleep at work/school? No and no. I’ve wanted to though and I have taken the occasional power nap at work.
12). Held a snake? Yes.
13). Ran a red light? Yes.
14). Been suspended from school? No.
15). Wrecked your car in an accident? Yes. I got T-boned on a busy roadway. The other driver was drunk of course. Got out of it with 11 stitches in my head.
16). Pole danced? No.
17). Smoked? No.
18). Been fired from a job? Yes, 3 times in 27 years.
19). Sang karaoke? No.
20). Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? No.
21). Laughed until a drink came out of your nose? Yes.
22). Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
23). Kissed in the rain? Yes.
24). Sang in the shower? Yes.
25). Given your private parts a nickname? No.
26). Ever gone out without underwear? All the time.
27). Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
28). Broken a bone? No broken bones, lots of stitches though.
29). Mooned/flashed someone? Does hanging your ass out the window of a moving car count?
30). Shaved your head? No.
31). Slept naked? Yes
32). Played a prank on someone? Yes.
33). Had a gym membership? Yes.
34). Felt like killing someone? Yes.
35). Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
36). Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
37). Had sex more than 10 times in one day? Well, there was that marathon J.O. session. Self love counts here. 12 shots, 3 blanks.
38). Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets? Yes
39). Been in a band? No.
40). Subscribed to Maxim? No.
41). Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Yes.
42). Shot a gun? Yes.
43). Had sex today? No.
44). Played strip poker? Yes.
45). Tripped on mushrooms? No.
46). Donated blood? No.
47). Video-taped yourself having sex? Yes.
48). Eaten alligator meat? No.
49). Eaten frog legs? No.
50). Jumped out of an airplane? No
51). Been to more than 10 countries? No.
52). Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? No.



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