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AFA: Nads in a twist over porn in the military May 29, 2008

Posted by truthspew in AFA.
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I just couldn’t pass this one up. I know some readers of my blog are porn connoisseurs and will get a chuckle out of this:

Department of Defense ignoring law, selling p’orn

Urge your representative to co-sponsor Military Honor and Decency Act

Dear Anthony,

According to some at the Department of Defense, porn is harmless entertainment. To them, porn should be made readily available to military personnel.

A decade-old law officially bars military exchanges from selling or renting videos or printed material with “the dominant theme of which depicts or describes nudity” or se-ual activities “in a lascivious way.” But the Defense Department, despite the law, has deemed it appropriate to sell many se-ually-explicit publications to soldiers stationed throughout the country and around the world.

It is hardly comforting to know that publications such as Celebrity Skin, Pl-yb-y’s College Girls, and Playmates In Bed are approved by the Defense Department.

The por-ogr-phic industry has become a societal threat of monumental proportions. Its primary targets are men and boys, but families and society as a whole cannot escape its destructive impact. It leads men to adopt unrealistic expectations of their wives and demeaning views of women in general. It rips apart marriages and destroys families.

Rep. Paul Broun, a former jet engine mechanic in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserves and later a medical officer in the U.S. Navy, has introduced the Military Honor and Decency Act (H.R.5821), which would close a loophole that permits access to se-ually explicit material at military exchange stores.

Our soldiers are already encountering the unfortunate but necessary images of war as they honorably fight to preserve our liberty and extend its reach abroad. It’s time for Congress to revisit the law and clean out por-ogr-phic material on all military premises.

I see they still drop the x out of sex. Come on now, do you really think Jesus Christ himself was celibate? The definition of celibacy is one who is unmarried. Doesn’t mean he more than likely didn’t partake of the flesh himself. I know this may be blasphemous to some but consider that Christ was Jewish. Then take into account that the myth estimates he was 33 years old when the Romans finally crucified him. Yet no mention of a wife? That’s anathema in Judaism.

But enough on the mythology. Look, I see porn as a healthy outlet for sexual gratification. Nothing more, nothing less. If our boys in the military want to spank one out, so be it. Hey, we’re finding out that prostate problems may be directly related to NOT spanking one out on a periodic basis not to exceed a few days.

A buddy of mine had a rather vulgar saying on that subject. He used to say “Munch all you want, I’ll make more!” in reference to semen. We’re constantly producing sperm and seminal fluid, gotta get it out every now and then.

I guess the AFA sees that they’re losing the gay marriage war and so now they’ve moved on to porn.

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