Faux News and the Vampires December 9, 2008Posted by truthspew in Uncategorized.
I guess things are bad at Fox News. They had to do this segment on Vampires in America. I’m serious, this is some very deranged shit.
I’m not sure what I’m more agog at, the fact that there are both psychic and sanguine vampires or that Fox felt it necessary to run this bovine effluent as a new story. Either way, the psychic and sanguine strike me as just this side of crazy but then I can see the allure of vampirism. Eternal life, eternal youth, it’s very romantic in a sense but still, people who go that deeply into it must have a screw or six loose.
My favorite part of the vid linked above is the psychic vampire. How fucking crazy can you get? Sure, he dabbled with the sanguine part but I guess he didn’t like it. The assertion that vampires are in all professions is priceless. But then maybe there are nut cases that are doctors, lawyers, etc.
I guess that Fox news doesn’t have much to rail on about now that gay marriage is nullified in California and we’re in the waning days of the final term of the worst president ever in the history of the United States. They must be literally pulling stories right out of their posterior.