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A Biblical Re-Write March 2, 2009

Posted by truthspew in Uncategorized.

Keyron and I were talking to our friend Nick earlier and Nick and I got on the lets re-write the Bible kick.

So in keeping with that I’ve re-named Genesis to Origins and re-written the first two lines:

Genesis 1 becomes Origins 1

1:1 In the beginning there was the formless void with no universe, no people, and no god.

1:2 Then the Big Bang occurred and spewed forth a hot, dense soup of space-time.

Feel free to add on to this as I think we can correct some of the major blunders of the Bible this way.

I’ve also taken the liberty to rename some of the first few books.

Genesis == Origins
Exodus == Departures
Leviticus == Spartacus
Numbers == Hexadecimal
Deuteronomy == Astrophotography

So please, if you revise a book give it a new title.


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