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602 ɹǝqɯnu ʎɐpsǝnʇ ıɯʇ: TMI #206 September 28, 2009

Posted by truthspew in TMI Tuesday.
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1. Have you used put anything edible on (or in) your partner’s body and then eaten it?

Oh yes. Chocolate syrup. Whipped Cream, all easily edible but very messy.

2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?

No I haven’t. Even when I was single I was very conscious of playing safe. Did get tested a few times with a negative result.

3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

Maybe during mutual masturbation. But that’s about the extent.

4. Have you ever engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while in a moving car? A car being driven by someone not engaged in the sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

While driving, yes I have. It’s a little dangerous though even if you are wearing a seat belt. You smack into something and say goodbye to junior.

The heaviest its ever gotten when someone else is driving is making out and heavy petting. I’m a little prudish in that respect.

5. Have you ever had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?

Yes I have. Hell even by myself I once had a several hours marathon, I think I hit 11 and after that it was just shooting blanks but hell it felt good.

Bonus (as in optional): Name 5 things an unplanned (or planned) visitor would find in your bedroom?

The phone. It’s a 1972 vintage Western Electric 2702B in pink. The 2702B is the TouchTone Princess.

They’d also find my game of life device, my RGB mood light, my iPod, and lots of books.

===Upside down:

.sʞooq ɟo sʇo1 puɐ ‘podı ʎɯ ‘ʇɥbı1 pooɯ qbɹ ʎɯ ‘ǝɔıʌǝp ǝɟı1 ɟo ǝɯɐb ʎɯ puıɟ os1ɐ p,ʎǝɥʇ

.ssǝɔuıɹd ǝuoʇɥɔnoʇ ǝɥʇ sı q2072 ǝɥʇ .ʞuıd uı q2072 ɔıɹʇɔǝ1ǝ uɹǝʇsǝʍ ǝbɐʇuıʌ 2791 ɐ s,ʇı .ǝuoɥd ǝɥʇ

¿ɯooɹpǝq ɹnoʎ uı puıɟ p1noʍ ɹoʇısıʌ (pǝuuɐ1d ɹo) pǝuuɐ1dun uɐ sbuıɥʇ 5 ǝɯɐu :(1ɐuoıʇdo uı sɐ) snuoq

.poob ʇ1ǝɟ ʇı 11ǝɥ ʇnq sʞuɐ1q buıʇooɥs ʇsnظ sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ puɐ 11 ʇıɥ ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ‘uoɥʇɐɹɐɯ sɹnoɥ 1ɐɹǝʌǝs ɐ pɐɥ ǝɔuo ı ɟ1ǝsʎɯ ʎq uǝʌǝ 11ǝɥ .ǝʌɐɥ ı sǝʎ

¿ʎɹp sunɹ pǝʌ1oʌuı ǝ1doǝd ɥʇoq ɹo ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ buo1 os ɹoɟ ɹo sǝɯıʇ ʎuɐɯ os xǝs pɐɥ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .5

.ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ uı ɥsıpnɹd ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ ɯ,ı .buıʇʇǝd ʎʌɐǝɥ puɐ ʇno buıʞɐɯ sı buıʌıɹp sı ǝs1ǝ ǝuoǝɯos uǝɥʍ uǝʇʇob ɹǝʌǝ sʇı ʇsǝıʌɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ

.ɹoıunظ oʇ ǝʎqpoob ʎɐs puɐ buıɥʇǝɯos oʇuı ʞɔɐɯs noʎ .ʇ1ǝq ʇɐǝs ɐ buıɹɐǝʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı uǝʌǝ ɥbnoɥʇ snoɹǝbuɐp ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ s,ʇı .ǝʌɐɥ ı sǝʎ ‘buıʌıɹp ǝ1ıɥʍ

¿uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ 1ɐnʇnɯ ɹo ‘xǝs 1ɐɹo ‘xǝs ǝɥʇ uı pǝbɐbuǝ ʇou ǝuoǝɯos ʎq uǝʌıɹp buıǝq ɹɐɔ ɐ ¿ɹɐɔ buıʌoɯ ɐ uı ǝ1ıɥʍ uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ 1ɐnʇnɯ ɹo ‘xǝs 1ɐɹo ‘xǝs uı pǝbɐbuǝ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .4

.ʇuǝʇxǝ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq .uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ 1ɐnʇnɯ buıɹnp ǝqʎɐɯ

¿uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ 1ɐnʇnɯ ɹo ‘xǝs 1ɐɹo ‘xǝs uı pǝbɐbuǝ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ǝ1ıɥʍ ɹǝuʇɹɐd ɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo ǝs1ǝ ǝuoǝɯos ʇnoqɐ pǝzısɐʇuɐɟ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .3

.ʇ1nsǝɹ ǝʌıʇɐbǝu ɐ ɥʇıʍ sǝɯıʇ ʍǝɟ ɐ pǝʇsǝʇ ʇǝb pıp .ǝɟɐs buıʎɐ1d ɟo snoıɔsuoɔ ʎɹǝʌ sɐʍ ı ǝ1buıs sɐʍ ı uǝɥʍ uǝʌǝ .ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ı ou

¿uoıʇɐuıbɐɯı ǝʌıʇɔɐɹǝdʎɥ ɹo uoıɔıdsns ǝ1qɐuosɐǝɹ oʇ ǝnp ʇsǝʇ spıɐ uɐ pɐɥ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .2

.ʎssǝɯ ʎɹǝʌ ʇnq ǝ1qıpǝ ʎ1ısɐǝ 11ɐ ‘ɯɐǝɹɔ pǝddıɥʍ .dnɹʎs ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ .sǝʎ ɥo

¿ʇı uǝʇɐǝ uǝɥʇ puɐ ʎpoq s,ɹǝuʇɹɐd ɹnoʎ (uı ɹo) uo ǝ1qıpǝ buıɥʇʎuɐ ʇnd pǝsn noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .1

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Comments»

1. Larry Ohio - September 29, 2009

You gotta clue me in how to do the upside down bit. I’m freaking out.

2. wondermann - October 2, 2009

Number 5 is impressive


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